May 2013
undeadlife:
If you actually think physical attractiveness is important in a relationship, you are not shallow. To make a good relationship last you have to be physically and mentally attracted to the person. I am tired of seeing people being called shallow simply because they are looking for someone attractive to them, mentally and physically.
You are shallow when physical attractiveness is the...
teal-deer:
copyx:
thatsnotcanon:
i don’t want to alarm anyone, but right now there’s a skeleton inside you and it’s covered in blood.
Guys, it’s worse.
The skeleton produces blood.
You have a skeleton inside you right now and the skeleton is BLEEDING ITS SKELETON BLOOD INTO YOUR BODY.
that’s fucking metal as hell
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
nexxious7:
bloodyoathmate:
Plot Twist: Tumblr buys Yahoo and deletes it
marauder-ess:
destiel-is-superwholocked:
...
justintheallan:
soycrates:
endreal:
avatar-addiction:
nicotineenema:
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
Shout out to Guinea Pigs which...
14th2:
aiclan:
afrogay:
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
if
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
grymshaw:
i recognize and fully admit that i’m addicted to the internet but considering i could be addicted to drugs or alcohol or sex i think i did pretty good ok
jacnoc:
candymandie:
‘get back in the kitchen’
sure
be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in
I’ll go back in the kitchen
but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag
And the award for best response to “get back in the kitchen” goes to this post.
caitlynsfeels:
theanti90smovement:
i kissed a boy once and now i am immortal
basically the young adult section of any bookstore
lolyoureabitch:
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS
AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT
I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT
I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.
plaidalecki:
buying presents for people who aren’t obsessed with anything is fucking impossible…
what
do you
LIKE?
DO YOU EVEN LIKE ANYTHING?
whoreisawhoreisawinchester:
iguanamouth:
i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else
and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie
and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really...
zerrie:
Am I the only one who wakes up then stays in bed for like another hour
shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
twistedviper:
whorusszahhak:
perfectionistdia:
whorusszahhak:
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY...
kawaii-aussie:
basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us...
lady-tyrell:
fyi ‘wow u must be on your period’ is the most misogynistic reply to a debate that i have ever fucking heard in my fucking life and believe me one of us is gonna be bleeding and it aint gonna be me
foreveralone-lyguy:
troix:
foreveralone-lyguy:
internetexplorers:
change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
squareclocks:
I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
farrahsfaucet:
you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily
nepetaquest:
arguments that should be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr:
their initial offer is too low
possible unnecessary ad space
stricter regulations
arguments that should not be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr:
“TUMBLR IS MEANT FOR OUTCASTS AND WEIRDOS ONLY”
“NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH OUR SACRED GROUND”
“FANDOMS UNITE AGAINST FACEBOOKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
wilwheaton:
I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.
Actual conversation with the mother
Me: I think it's awesome how much the fandoms influence the fans
Mum: What do you mean?
Me: Well the Sherlock fandom have become really intelligent, like give them a scene and they'll pick it apart and they've got so many fall theories it's unbelievable!
Me: Then you've got the Doctor Who fandom, they're crazy and they bounce around like toddlers but hurt them or a brother fandom and they become downright scary.
Me: And then the Supernatural Fandom look all tough and scary but they're softies underneath, and they're experts on all things that go bump in the night.
Me: and th- Oh God!
Mum: What?
Me: Oh God!
Mum: What!
Me: The Hannibal Fandom.
shaggydoge:
this is the best sentence to ever describe encountering benedict’s voice for the first time
i love it when people compliment my hair like thank you i grew it myself
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
gorgeousdarren:
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
bikinimybottom:
if jay z ever freaks out and murders his entire family all i know is that the headlines better read ‘jay z goes cray z’
